Blue Spork
at Disneyland Carousel

at Disneyland Carousel

"Get me funnel cake" -Tecumseh #Disneyland (at Disneyland)

"Get me funnel cake" -Tecumseh #Disneyland (at Disneyland)

Leftover pic from #sandiegozoo summarizes my week so far. I’m the one in white.

Leftover pic from #sandiegozoo summarizes my week so far. I’m the one in white.

Stuck in traffic with #weinermobile #hungrynow (at 405 Freeway)

Stuck in traffic with #weinermobile #hungrynow (at 405 Freeway)

Sometimes the jokes make themselves.  (at Victor, Idaho)

Sometimes the jokes make themselves. (at Victor, Idaho)

At the Elk Antler Arches. As seen in Clint Eastwood’s ‘Any Which Way You Can’. (at Jackson Hole Town Square)

At the Elk Antler Arches. As seen in Clint Eastwood’s ‘Any Which Way You Can’. (at Jackson Hole Town Square)

Me and my special lady friend sitting on stools made of actual Western saddles. Stirrups and all. (at South Fork Of The Snake River)

Me and my special lady friend sitting on stools made of actual Western saddles. Stirrups and all. (at South Fork Of The Snake River)

Just reached the pinnacle of bedtime story reading with this masterpiece. Goodnight Darth Vader by Jeffrey Brown. #starwars

Just reached the pinnacle of bedtime story reading with this masterpiece. Goodnight Darth Vader by Jeffrey Brown. #starwars

Epic pool action

Epic pool action

I bet she wishes she’d taken her hat to a rave instead. #worldcup #worldcup2014

I bet she wishes she’d taken her hat to a rave instead. #worldcup #worldcup2014